ARTIST: Barenaked Ladies SONG: If I Had $1000000 TABBED BY: Kenneth Peng http://smashinggrapes.cjb.net Really cool catchy song, one of the Ladies' older ones. CAPO ON 2ND FRET INTRO- G D C G D C G D C If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) G D C If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) G D C If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) G D C I'd buy you a K-car (A nice reliant automobile) G D C D If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love C D G Em C If I had a million dollars, We'd build a tree fort in our yard C D G Em C If I had a million dollars, You could help it wouldn't be that hard C D G Em C If I had a million dollars, We could put like a little refrigerator in there (We could keep snacks and beverages) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars, We'd take a limosine cause it costs more If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have to eat craft dinner (but we would. We'd just eat more) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich